1 Heh. Heh! Heh. Heh! Heh! Ha! 2 Hey Ally... I didn't see you come in. 3 Yo you left your laundry in the machine for like, three days. 4 Ally? You alright? 5 Huh? Ally.. tell me you just got back from the Grand Canyon. 6 You've been talking about it forever. 7 Right? 8 Ok. Tell me what happened right the fuck now. 9 Ally, were you at Zaid's? 10 Mmm. 11 Fuck! I knew it! 12 Ally that guy is such a creeper! 13 Girl you gotta- 14 Who... 15 Who the hell... 16 ... Am I staring at? 17 Allison! Get your ass out here! Ally is this a sword? 18 I'll be back for you. 19 Listen, Marisa, I— 20 Allison, you didn't tell us you were at Zaid's! 21 We were really worried after we heard that crash— 22 Can we talk about this sword? 23 Well. Give us the deets. 24 Allison! We have to talk about this laundry problem! 25 Come on. 26 Seriously. 27 So, did you get some or not? Three days? That is crazy as hell. Is he any good? 28 Hey— 29 I gotta— 30 —Allison, do you, like... want us to call the police? 31 —Can we talk about this sword? 32 Can we talk about this sword? 33 Oh no— 34 Because if you didn't, that's ok. I mean, being a virgin— 35 —It's a little dangerous leaving something like that around, I mean. 36 —No fucking way. 37 —Is that a fucking bindi? 38 I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21— 39 Huh? 40 I'm, uh, a little worried— 41 Because if you have been to Narnia you better tell me. 42 —What are you on, Margaret? 43 —I cannot believe this shit! 44 —Tell me! 45 —Shut it! 46 I'm gonna cook you food. 47 Please.